Writer Vs. Spellchecker // Part 2

Hello, hello! It’s another Writer Vs. Spellchecker! And there are THREE new characters!


Autocorrect: Spellchecker’s other comrade. Says everything robotically, doesn’t know what it’s doing.

The Pit of Indecisiveness: *shows up whenever the WIPs are around*

WIPs: My stories.


Autocorrect Arrives

(I made this one up; it didn’t actually happen to me. It was in response to some autocorrect troubles some of the other ladies were having)

Writer: They lived happily ever-

Autocorrect: Livid.

Writer: No, it’s lived.

Autocorrect: Livid.

Writer: *headdesk* SPELLCHECKER!!

Spellchecker: What did I do this time?

Writer: GET AUTOCORRECT OUT OF HERE, I’M TRYING TO WRITE!

Spellchecker: …no.

Writer: Why, you little…*tosses Autocorrect out the door*


Comma Troubles

Writer: *writing* “-because we specifically instructed those we’ve already told-“

Spellchecker: *inserts comma between ‘those’ and ‘we’ve’*

Writer: Yeah, no. *hits ignore*


Contraction or No Contractions, Part 2

Writer: THIS IS NOT FORMAL WRITING

Spellchecker: I DON’T CARE


The Pit of Indecisiveness

Writer: Um…I pick…

Pit of Indecisiveness: You have 40+ WIPs. Choose wisely.

Writer: *runs away to the Land of Procrastination, aka Social Media*


Contractions or No Contractions, Part 3

Writer: STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO WRITE FORMALLY

Spellchecker: IT IS THE PROPER WAY TO WRITE

Writer: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS


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