Writer Vs. Spellchecker // Part 4

Yes, folks, you read that right! It has returned! *puts on announcer voice*

WRITER VS. SPELLCHECKERRRRR

In this on-and-off series, we see the battles that happen every now and then between yours truly and that fiend that believes itself to be helpful but it actually isn’t…it needs a dictionary slapped in its face and then some. If you haven’t seen the prior installments, they’re here, here, and here.

Anyway, let’s see what Spellchecker suggested about a month ago…


Me, the writer: *writing* “We’re at Grandpa and Grandma-“

Spellchecker: We’re Grandpa.

Writer. Are you okay?

Spellchecker. Yes, why do you ask?

Writer: Because you made a boo-boo.

Spellchecker: *le gasp* I DID NOT.

Writer: Um, yes you did. This sentence is “We’re at Grandpa and Grandma Matthews’ house. ‘We’re’ as in ‘we are’-“

Spellchecker: AH-HA! NOW YOU WRITE THE PROPER WAY.

Writer: Wha-no, I’m just trying to explain-

Spellchecker: MY PLOT HAS SUCCEEDED! MUAHAHAHAAAA!

Writer: *le sigh*


Writer: *writing*

Spellchecker: Assure.

Writer: No, it’s adjure.

Spellchecker. ASSURE.

Writer: *hits ignore*


Also Writer: *slides proof over*

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